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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

women's rights

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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