- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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