- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

whats hairy and crys your mom

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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