- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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