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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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