- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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