- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Bob Saget

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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