Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Women's Rights

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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