What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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