what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why didn't he finish his

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

so the weather's nice...

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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