What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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