- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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