2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Penis

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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