- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why are white people white? I don't know

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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