- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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