- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

i just wrote this so hard

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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