- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Roses are flowers.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Rush Limbaugh

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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