- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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