whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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