Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

im gay

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Patriarchy.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Netflix and chill

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

knock knock There's no door

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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