A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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