- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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