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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Albert your flies undone.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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