Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Jews

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A sober Irish individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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