A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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