- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

knock knock? come in

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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