- Anti Joke

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.