- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.