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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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