- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

every knight i see an owl at window

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