Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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