- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

How do you make a car? You build it.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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