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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Continents are large islands.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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