My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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