Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Did you know? . You already know!

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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