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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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