- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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