- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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