- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

osama bin laden is dead

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Boner

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Woman rights.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

brittney griner

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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