- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Penis

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Sex vagina. lol.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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