- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

knock knock go away!!!

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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