Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

did you stub your toe?

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

hola said the chinese man

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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