- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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