- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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