- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YEAH THEY DO!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Do you want icecream, Björn?

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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