a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

The global news

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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