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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

The Morman Religion.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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