What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Yo mama so fat.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Guess what? Bananas

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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