How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Albino African Americans

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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