What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What would u like to drink?

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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hey justin

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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