- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Guess what? Bananas

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

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