What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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