A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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