women's rights

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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bryden is a faggot

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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