- Anti Joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

You having friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato