A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

The WNBA.

John Cena for president

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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