A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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