- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Brain fart

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Mitt Romney

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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