- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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