why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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