- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

I need to start studying.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Sam Hengal.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka