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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A seal walks into a club.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..