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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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