What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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