- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Women's rights.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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