- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

I have an idea! You leave.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

You know what's catchy? A cold

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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